Welcome to the hustle and bustle of
You couldn't find a place to park at the mall
within 2 miles, and the stores
didn't have the latest "who-dad" you
were searching for. And now it's time to
jingle your bells as you go dashing through the
snow over to your in-laws house
while wearing a yarmulke to light their Menorah. The Soap
Box knows there are no
silent nights anymore.
Deck the halls with Buddy Holly! Fa La La La La
Moooohooo Ha Ha Ha! The gates
to the Celebrity Cemetery have
opened. The Grip ~V~eeper delivers a monthly
tribute to recent celebrities gone to the great
entertainment center in the sky.
This month you can join his Death Pool 2001 game
and see how morbidly psychic
Ok, so I am not a great singer. But I am the
featured writer this month. Check
out Vital Social Issues and Stuff and you
could win a prize.
No matter how you celebrate the holiday season,
just remember to send me a gift.
Ho Ho Ho!
Editor In Chief
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Last month's quizlet results are in! The
What's your favorite pie to
eat after a huge Thanksgiving meal?
of you love Pumpkin Pie!
33% Apple Pie
11% Cherry Pie
7% Lemon Creme
7% fall asleep before dessert
4% Mince Meat Pie
Don't forget to vote in this month's quizlet
In this issue:
Christmas bonus from Angel's
Obits: Sign up for
Death Pool 2001 at the Celebrity
For Sale: What's For
Sale on Ebay?
Advice: Can I take
off my shoes? Ask
'N' Bits Of Trivia tests your
throwing a Birthday Bash for our
For Rent: What's For
Rent? Keanu Reeves in The
Kids: Learn all the
cultural celebrations of December at the Kids
Silver Sounds joins the
Sports Page re-counts
three strikes and your out in BaseBall-ot
karats feasts on holiday goodies
Editorial: Sex, drugs,
and auctions are Vital Social Issues &
Travel: Globetrotting sees the
USA off the beaten path
HOT web sites: The Beatles
make a special appearance in Gem's
Soap Box sells
manners this holiday season
Things To Do: DThrillLady throws a TV
Fashion: Get Out
Of The Closet and shimmer
this holiday season
Books: Read Mr.
White's Confession on the Book
Pets: The Whisker
Watch stuffs your