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April 2001


For your enjoyment, here are some COOL web sites.....

NASA invites you to join them on the 2003 Mars Exploration Mission. They are gathering names and putting them on a disc, which will be left on Mars. This is a free offer and kids (even us old kids) might get a kick out of it.

I'm not sure about the rest of you, but the idiots in this state who drive SUV's drive crazy!! This site has found a way to get back at them -- make GODZILLA SUV'S. You can pick from many features or models, among them the "Puff Daddy" or "Victoria Secret" edition.

Who would have thought a Swedish milk company would be able to harness the power
of Shockwave better than any American Web site? Get ready to turn The Mountain Cow, Milko's rotund musical mascot, into a video star. This site allows you to direct your own video, and it's easier than it seems. The well-explained instructions will show you how to control the vocals, choreography, and music for your video. Choose from hip-hop, metal, or disco, and then pick the beat, choreograph the moves, and make the cow sing. After you've created your masterpiece, save it and e-mail it to your friends. The Music Machine is so slick and fun to do that you'll be rockin' for hours.

For your funny bone, here are some HOT bumper stickers....

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Support Cannibalism — EAT ME!
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.
Keep honking while I reload.
Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.