Aloha
HOTties!
Welcome to Springtime. Let's all take a break
from that big yearly housecleaning to read our
April edition. I suppose I don't have to twist
your arm very hard, huh?
Naturally the change in the weather will bring
about changes in our wardrobes. This leads Bunny
and Coug to debate the question "Should
uniforms be mandatory in public schools?" It also
leads Gabby to the realization her shoes are ugly
and she needs to buy more.
Besides cleaning out our closets, Spring also
means training time for Major League Baseball.
And so in this month's Jock Talk, Fine
Diner brings to you his predictions for the 2001
season.
And now that we are done with our chores, it's
time to leave on Spring Break for a much needed
vacation. We'll go Globetrotting to Easter
Island to join the egg hunt. April Fools! We are
really going to look at the giant carved statues
that no one can decide from whence they came. Who
cares, they are cool!
Aloha HOTties!
Mary Xmas
Editor In Chief
This month in
HOTP:
Last month's quizlet results are in! The question
was:
If our Rumor Mill could sell
a story to the National Enquirer, which would you
like to read about?
"Chinchilla
Does it on a Dare"
That's the headline 44% of you want to see in the
National Enquirer. The rest of you are waiting
for the following:
39% HllBllyFvr appears on Jerry Springer
11% Misterbubble Pops!
6% AngelaS is really the Queen Mum
Thanks to everyone who voted! Don't forget to
vote in this month's quizlet immediately below.
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It seems
there has been a flurry of actitivy this
past month. Let's see what my tipsters
have told me....
Abbenormal was named President
of Team Tepid
KA8DSO sneezed on the second Tuesday
Larue was spotted eating a quart of ice
cream
da moj wears boxer shorts
and
Phylicity phakes it
Hows that for news?
and btw......
APRIL FOOLS!
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