
If Bunny and Coug were Survivor
Jurors
Coug Sez:
Well, I was an Elisabeth fan from day one.
Not just because she's dating the brother of our new
Seahawk quarterback, either!! But since my choices are limited to either Colby or Tina
as finalists, I'll take Tina. Not necessarily because I
think she deserved to win, or because of any intense
dislike for Colby (aka "eye candy" if you
listen to my wife
..but who amongst us does that?).
In fact, I think Colby played the game better than anyone
else by a landslide (or a flashflood, if you prefer). So
why then, you may be asking yourself, does he cast his
ballot for Tina? Here are some possible answers:
a) Coug was born in Florida, therefore he
miscast his vote.
b) Jeff Probst
and Katherine Harris have never been seen together,
the votes were obviously miscounted, and a recount is
in order.
c) Colby turned
into a candy ass.
Just as in all standardized testing, when in
doubt, pick C. As I alluded to before, Colby had this
thing won. He'd won practically every reward challenge
thrown at the group, which allowed him to maintain his
strength for all those immunity challenges he walked away
with week after week. And then in the final episode, he
once again wins immunity, and gets to cast the deciding vote as to who he goes up
against in the finals. And he chokes. He spends 41 days
doing everything in his power to get to this point, and
then blows the biggest decision of his life. All he had
to do was vote Tina off, and it would have been he and
Keith in the finals, and everyone hated Keith. He would
have been a lock for the million dollars. But the
runner-up receives one hundred thousand dollars, and
Colby just couldn't fathom Keith even winning that much,
so he took the easy way out, and lost my vote in the
process.
Bunny Sez:
Colby (drooooool) :Þ~~ Need I say more?
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