Rule, Dogs Drool
okay so who cares if their poop looks like non-pareil
candies? At least cats are smart enough to poop in a box
in the first place! Dogs just poop any old place they
sniff out in the yard. And what is this sniffing people
in their fannies? How attractive. Not! Cats have much
more refinement than that.
Cats are intelligent creatures with a whole lot of
attitude. That is what is intriguing about owning them as
pets - their attitude. Have you ever seen a cat run full
tilt into an obstacle, shake himself off, and walk away
like he meant to do it? That is an attitude many humans
would do well to emulate, particularly politicians (but
that is a horse of a different color).
Cats saved humankind from eradication from the Bubonic
plague by decreasing the rodent population. Cats were
prized by settlers on the prairie to protect their
harvested crops from pests. Cats have also been known to
warn their human masters of impending doom and peril like
earthquakes, fires or other natural disasters.
Cats lower your blood pressure by lying purring in your
lap. They don't chew on $75.00 Etienne Aigner shoes like
a dog, which would only raise your blood pressure.
Cats do come when you call them and they do know their
names. They are just smart enough to not appear when they
deem it unsafe for them to do so. Life without cats to
run purring to greet you would be a catastrophe.
Bunny, you ignorant slut! (you know I had to do it!)
I hadn't had a pet since my childhood before I married
Now I have two dogs, five cats, five rats, a lizard, and
if I'm not mistaken, the guppy from last spring's science
project is still swimming around in his hermetically
I would have settled for just a dog.
Have you ever seen a cat frolicking on the beach playing
Frisbee with their owner? Ever had a lousy day at work
and pulled up behind a pickup truck at a stoplight and
seen a cat's head pop up and look at you, tail waggin'
ninety mph? I can count on one hand the number of
articles I've read where a cat has foiled a burglary
(Cougar eye roll). A $70 pair of shoes? Try an $800 couch
ruined by Ginsu cat claws!!!
But worst of all, we have one room in our home where the
majority of the cats hang out, and as it just so happens,
our computer is also in this room. Imagine with me if you
will, a smell so vile that the neighborhood flies are on
a waiting list to vacation in this room.
Man's best friend uses the great outdoors.
P.S. Any dog worth his salt would have a cat-ass-trophy
on his mantle!! :>