by (Livin' La Vida) Mocha
Why cant a man be more like a
Cats dont leave the toliet seat up.
Cats dont have to be called twice for dinner.
Cats like to snuggle.
Cats understand your moods.
Cats cant borrow money from you.
When a cat comes in at 2:00 am, he doesnt wake you
up by crashing into the furniture.
Cats arent embarrased by the Tampox box in your
A cats hailine will never recede.
Cats dont care how long its been since you last
shaved your legs.
Cats dont need as much stroking
Cats are patient.
Cats dont use the remote control to watch 34 shows
Cats dont whine about being neutered.
Cats never claim they know how to fix large appliances.
Chubby cats are cute.
Cats dont use your hairbrush.
Cats dont leave their toenail clippings on the
Cats dont misplace things and then blame it on you.
Cats dont snore.
Cats are good listeners.
Cats dont leave hair on the soap.
Cats dont need to suck in their stomachs when they
walk by a mirror.
Cats dont complain when the Mastercard bill comes.
Cats dont always have an ulterior motive when they
rub up against you.
Cats dont run up enormous bills in hardware stores.
Cats dont think you need to get more exercise.
Cats enjoy a little foreplay before they pounce on their
The hair sticking out of the cats ears is cute.
Cats dont bring up the names of their former
Cats dont get mad if you eat the last of the ice
Cats arent car crazy.
Cats dont brag about their endurance.
Cats never make fun of what you say.
Cats dont care if your bra unhooks from the back or
Cats dont accidentally lock themselves out of the
Cats dont always need to be right.
Cats dont undress you with their eyes.
Cats dont get beer bellies.
Cats dont rush you when you are putting on your
Cats wash themselves everyday.
Cats let sleeping dogs lie.
Cats are affectionate.
Cats keep all your secrets.
Cats dont lie to you.
One good purr is worth a thousand words.