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March 2000


Welcome to Pam's Playground!
If you are looking for a little break in your crazy day, this is the place. There will be plenty of jokes, weird info, brainteasers,
trivia and anything else I feel like adding. Enjoy!

Rated G
A guy goes into a restaurant and lounge, his shirt open at the collar, but is stopped by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to get in. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a tie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well,okay, I guess you can come in -- just don't start anything."

Rated PG
One day mom was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word. She finally asked him, " Well what should we do about this?" Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."

Rated R

Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Your grip.

Why is a condom like a Kodak print?
They both capture that special moment.

BRAINTEASERS---- (answers at bottom)
1. A donkey is tied to a rope 10 feet long. Twenty feet away is a field of carrots. How does the donkey get to the carrots?

2. A girl is running home. She sees a person with a mask and then runs back to where she started. Why?

"If I paid for these, I'd like them to look a lot better than this." 'Buffy The Vampire Star' Sarah Michelle Geller denying that she's had breast implants

It's illegal in Fairbanks, Alaska, for two moose to have sex on city sidewalks.

It's illegal in New Jersey to slurp your soup.

A Texas law states that when two trains meet at a railroad crossing, each must come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

In 1926 a pound of steak cost 37 cents.
In 1936 a full dinner at New York's Roxy Grill cost 75 cents.
In 1946 the average hourly wage at Ford Motor Co. was $1.38.
In 1956 the median income for a woman was $1,100.
In 1966 a new Ford Mustang cost $2,129.
In 1976 one year's tuition at Yale University was $4,400.

1. The other end of the rope isn't tied to anything.
2. She's playing baseball.