Welcome to Pam's Playground!
If you are looking for a little break in your crazy day,
this is the place. There will be plenty of jokes, weird
trivia and anything else I feel like adding. Enjoy!
A guy goes into a restaurant and lounge, his shirt open
at the collar, but is stopped by a bouncer who tells him
he must wear a necktie to get in. So the guy goes out to
his car and he looks around for a tie and discovers that
he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables
in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his
neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot
and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the
restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a
few minutes and then says, "Well,okay, I guess you
can come in -- just don't start anything."
One day mom was cleaning juniors room and in the closet
she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was highly
upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father
got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed
it back to her with out a word. She finally asked him,
" Well what should we do about this?" Dad
looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you
should spank him."
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Why is a condom like a Kodak print?
They both capture that special moment.
donkey is tied to a rope 10 feet long. Twenty feet away
is a field of carrots. How does the donkey get to the
2. A girl is running home. She sees a person with a mask
and then runs back to where she started. Why?
OF THE MONTH----
I paid for these, I'd like them to look a lot better than
this." 'Buffy The Vampire Star' Sarah Michelle
Geller denying that she's had breast implants
It's illegal in Fairbanks, Alaska, for two moose to have
sex on city sidewalks.
It's illegal in New Jersey to slurp your soup.
A Texas law states that when two trains meet at a
railroad crossing, each must come to a full stop, and
neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
PRICE 'WAS' RIGHT----
In 1926 a pound of steak cost 37 cents.
In 1936 a full dinner at New York's Roxy Grill cost 75
In 1946 the average hourly wage at Ford Motor Co. was
In 1956 the median income for a woman was $1,100.
In 1966 a new Ford Mustang cost $2,129.
In 1976 one year's tuition at Yale University was $4,400.
other end of the rope isn't tied to anything.
2. She's playing baseball.