Dear Ms. Yenta,
I am at a loss here. My husband spends
all of his spare time in front of the TV with the
remote clutched in his hand. He never has time
for me anymore. I have tried dancing totally
naked in front of him and his response was that
he couldn't see the game so could I please do
that somewhere else. He sleeps with the remote
clutched in his hand and I have tried to pry it
away from him, only to have him wake and ask me
what in the name of all that is holy I am doing.
I have threatened to leave, but I don't want to
and he doesn't hear what I am saying when I do.
Tell me Yenta, what do I do??
Just sign me:
Picture Box Widow
Dear Picture Box Widow,
The yenta suggests that you once again
get naked, this time painting a large remote
control on the front of your body in flavored
edible paint and asking your husband to lick the
buttons of his choice.
If this doesn't work, I suggest finding a help
group chat room for "remote control hog
Glad I could help,
Got a problem? Ask The Yenta!